The Pale Rider Saga
I enjoy riding my bike.
I enjoy eating.
Therefore, I enjoy riding my bike to go and eat.
Socrates might take issue with my logic, but Socrates is dead. If you take issue with my logic, I would suggest you keep it to yourself unless you wish to end up like Socrates.
Anyhow, the fact is, despite my (extreme) cognitive shortcomings, I really do love riding my bike and going on food adventures. I purchased my bike just a couple of months ago in June 2011, and as I have always loved trying new treats, it was just a matter of time before I combined my new love of biking with my ancient love of meats, cheeses, cream puffs, and other tasty morsels.
Call me the Pale Rider.